(Source: bigsantbitch)
FUNNIEST. INCIDENT. EVER!!
- Burt: Aye dude, what's that? *points to bottle on floor* That liquid candy or something?
- Me: No. Sex lube.
- Burt: (0_o)!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up* I'm never touching shit else in your room!!!
- Me: LMMFAO!!!!!!!!









